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hawaii

yea babey

  • + standard plate is unique and nice, quite recognizable
  • + couple specialty plates within recent years that are VERY nice
  • - most specialty plates are EXTREMELY FUCKING BORING though
overall rating: 4/10
idaho

yea babey

  • + recognizable, classic design since 1991, appreciate the trees and mountains
  • + love the "famous potatoes" slogan
  • - BORRRINGGGG fucking specialty plates except for the couple wildlife ones
  • - standard issue is classic but to be honest. the colors just Do Not go well together
overall rating: 3/10
illinois

yea babey

  • + red digits. heart!
  • - SNOOOOOREEEEEEEE awful specialty plates
  • - yeah sure man just copy fucking iowa's standard issue why not
  • - used to have a cool font now it's BORINGGG
overall rating: 2/10
indiana

yea babey

  • + Seriously why do the I states have the same damn blue top white city design
  • + at least indiana USED to have baller standard issue plates. honestly they're pulling all the weight
  • - flat digits. SNORE
  • - boring specialty plates. SNOOOREEE
overall rating: 5/10
iowa

yea babey

  • + at least it's not just a solid color...?
  • + did the blue top white city before illinois did
  • - honestly boring to tears. like at least there's a little city design but honestly even that is just boring
  • - boring as fuck specialty plates
  • - the green in the 2017 one is just gross
  • - I don't even think the fucking letters are raised?!?!
  • - 1996 at least had blue digits and then they made it even MORE boring by making them black
overall rating: 1/10
kansas

yea babey

  • + standard issues used to be better... current is still Okay. pretty recognizable
  • + a wide variety of designs over the years just for vanity plates. neat!
  • - not a lot of specialty plates... oh well
overall rating: 6/10
kentucky

yea babey

  • + standard issues used to be better... current is still Okay. pretty recognizable
  • + has some wildlife plates. I Guess.
  • - flat letters. snore
  • - honestly just reaaally not much goin for it
  • - And like tbh i just kind of hate the newest plate. Like I'm all for designs but it looks like a POLITICAL AD. Come on man!
overall rating: 3/10
louisiana

yea babey

  • + LOVE the commitment to the pelican bit honestly
  • + the 1989 plate is so fucking hilarious My god
  • + the ORIGINAL RED CURSIVE ON PLAIN WHITE PLATE!!!
  • - only a handful of nice plates snore whatever
overall rating: 7/10
maine

yea babey

  • + love the chickadee and the pinecone it's very cute
  • + Lobster
  • - mostly other boring specialty plates though
  • - FUUUCK THE NEW PROPOSED PLATE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
overall rating: 6/10
maryland

yea babey

  • + surprisingly distinctive and easy to pick out at a glance!!
  • + i like how it always makes me think it's a blanket at the bottom there
  • - really boring specialty plates though ... sigh ...
overall rating: 5/10